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Another random fun fact

I’ve discovered a bizarre turn off of mine is littering.
I see an attractive woman litter she is completely out of the question. Littering isn’t cool. I don’t find that cool someone needs to clean that up. You’re being a dick

When andrew and I were waiting for you I saw this group of men place coffeecups and trash on the newspaper box thing and I was just like “WHAT-WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

I saw an earwig crawling around in a measuring cup

fuckyeahtimesnewroman:

so I filled the cup with hot water and poured it down the drain. All I can think about is just how much I altered the course of the earwig’s day and probably existence. He must have been really surprised.

We have earwigs?!?!?!

root-beer-riku:

iwouldratherburnthesky:

onedayiwillfuckyourparents:

grapfruit:

jaddicusfinch:

amazonkitten:

regular-lord-joesus:

savekenny:

underkate:

alilain:

ib200:

*insert my first name* Criss-Colfer ♥

Mako is my husband… omg… <3 Ruby Mako.. wait.. does he even have a last name?

Alina Kelly. Sounds good ^^

Kate Pilgrim

Zoe Gustin

Anna Renner XD

Nikki Cumberbatch. Sounds catchy.

Jad Aran. I would take Samus’ last name.

madison criss

Kayla Colfer-Nameless-Hairy-Gay-Men-in-Leather.

Brian, servant of The Elder Gods…..

Rue Tidus Firion gay pairing colorful swirly things…gay….uhm yeah…

Moe Mcfly. Fuck yea.

My feet hurt and i want a foot massage

But they are nasty as fuvk

I’ve been feeling a lot that im not really good at anything

Other people have higher gpas and are more polite and are less angry and good at things and I am not but i am in a good drunk so im not too worried but my birthday is soon and i relaly want it to not suck but my birthdays always do because i suck or because i settle forecerything but im hope my life isnt settled? poetic maybe

goodnight

Internship at Greater Boston Food Bank

You’re my only hope!

Okay let’s be honest

Who wants Finn to die a over dramatic death in war?

I just annoyed my neighbors by playing music too loudly, but it’s ambiguous as to whether they called me a “talentless ass” or a “talented ass.”

fuckyeahtimesnewroman:

Hopefully the latter.

Haha, what happened?

I wish I could just take a bunch of sleeping pills, just so I could sleep for a entire month and it would just be gone.

That’s how productive I’m going to be anyway. My head hurts. I’m pushing everyone away. I’m pushing away the last person who I haven’t pushed away, who is like the only person who doesn’t have access to this. go figure. My head hurts my eyes hurt I can’t take care of myself. I’m realizing all of the things that are awful about myself. Like what a disgusting slob I am, or how hypocritical I am or how lazy I am.